Oldies but Goodies

Romeo and juliet                                Frank & Judi

Funny Little Clown                                    Wayne S.

Town Without Pity                                           Tyner

What a Fool Am I                                           John H.

Eight Days a Week                                 CC & Tom

Teenage Tears                                              Linda L.

Party Lights                                                        Prom

Our Day Will Come                               Junior Class

Queen of the House                                        Betty T.

King of the Road                                              Mike S.


He may go to the Army to forget a girl, but he'll soon start looking for girls to forget the army.


Miss Franks: "what happens when a body is immerced in water?"
Jack R: "Telephone rings."


John: "How can I tell mushrooms from toadstools and other fungi?"
Mr. Meyers: "Eat some upon retiring. If you wake up next morning, they are mushrooms."
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Judge: "Why did you park your car there?"
Cynthia: "The sign said, 'Fine for parking'."



Mother: "Why did you put that frog in Rosalie's bed last night?"
Steve: "Gee, Mom, I only did it because I couldn't find a snake."



Mother: "Merle, did you eat the cookies in the cookie jar?"
Merle: "I didn't touch one."
Mother: "But there is only one left."
Merle: "That's the one I didn't touch."



Philip: "I fell into the mud puddle."
Dad: "what! With your new jacket on?"
Philip: "Sure. I didn't have time to take it off."



What is yellow and black and goes zzub zzub zzub?
A bumble bee flying backwards.

This page was done by Bonnie S. and Lucy M.



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